Advice people actually think I need to know before I move to a place they've never been before

6. Carry a lot of cash to bribe the police


5. I don't think Americans should drive in Mexico


4. So my friend went and she actually had a maid (this was whispered in such a way as to imply that having a maid was equivalent to having a live-in stripper or something)


3. You need a passport, you know.

2. I heard they revalued the peso (they did. when I was in junior high.)

1. Don't drink the water!